So I just created another account that will probably end up like my Friendster account: Forgotten and unused, out in Internet world. But, unlike Friendster (I used to love my Friendsters), I cannot think of a single reason to use Twitter. I don't care what you are doing RIGHT NOW (or ten minutes ago, for that matter) and I don't care for you to know what I am doing.
This is the one and, hopefully, only "Thing" that made me feel old (those darn kids and their Twitter!)
Here's my account, and my two Tweets.